Who the hell reads a blog.....

Ok ..here goes the second writo. I told you loosers before that I hate the idea of sitting alone and doing silly writos over the net but its diffrent. I have been thinking and human mind does not work that way. I am trying hard to sound cool but its getting chilly in my brain. I have a subconcious desire that my blogs are read by you giant loosers ( thats my promise, I am going to be totally honest here...what the f*** !!)
So, I was saying, I have been thinking someone needs to read my blog. Then I thought lets do a little research, try to find out how to make people read my blog. Now that I am new to the community and already suck with the idea of blogging, dont even expect me to do marketing for my writos.
But the beauty of internet is that it attracts loosers like you and you guys have a way to locate really nasty and useless writos over the net. Have you bastards already covered the whole net from end to end? How on earth can you locate a small piece of text from a pile of exabytes of literature (for really lame guys 1 exabyte = 909494.70177293 terabyte). So giving further thought to the idea to popularize my writo site I came to conclusion that who the hell reads a blog anyways?
And if you really have to read a blog like this which does not enlighten you for anything, does not give you any information, does not add any literary pleasure to your curious brain, you must be a great piece of shit, a f***ed up entity, a total disaster to the idea of society !
God ! (I am f***ing etheist, I used god's name for really cheap things...) that gives me piece of mind. I dont have to worry about anything. You will certainly locate me. Sooner or later.....just let me know when you do !!

Piece out bastards..have a life !

You got to be kidding me........

First day at the crazy new habit of mine. This is my ultimate idea to attract bunch of loosers and entertain them with my skill of framing words togather. I guess what I am trying to say that I will try to be funny.
Blogging (I hate this freaking term, if you loosers promise to popularize, I am going to coin a new word for it later.) can be taough and my biggest challenge is what if no one reads it. You know what? I dont really care (I just controlled my sudden will to swear.)
So people who are visiting this first time, dont worry this is going to be pure family blog (what the f*** !) site. I would try my best not to swear. It is'nt really hard because I do'nt swear in real life. so family site !
I have not decided on ground rules, fonts, agendas yet so I guess that is coming up in my next writo (that wont replace "blog"). All I know right now is this site is going to attract loosers.
Well, have'nt yet talked about the subject yet. For those who lack sense of humor, I meant that I was surprized looking at the stength of this writo community.

I do'nt really give a tiny rat's ass (please treat "ass" as family term) of somebody actually read this. Well, write now I am not even sure of you can somehow let me know, but hey, surprize me.

I wont try to give any personal information here. I dont really mind but I dont think you need it. I dont want any innovative ideas from you at all times. This is my idea of giving back to the world something which they need.

I am tired now.